Friend says, "The words 'eyeball tattoo' are the two most uncomfortable words in the English language."
Normal person response: "Wow, you're right, that is pretty disturbing and squicky."
My response: "Yeah but I bet I can make you feel even more uncomfortable with other combinations of words and will attempt so to do, by saying things like, 'urethral fisting' and 'anal hook'."
Sometimes even I think I'm fucking insane.
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