Saturday, February 25, 2012

inflict massive emotional trauma on some innocent victim?

...I can check that off my 'To Do' list.

I'm a pretty warped, twisted little person.

Today at work we had to change the clothes on the mannequins, which involves taking them apart so you can get the clothes off and on. The mannequins in our store are right next to the doors so everyone who walked in saw us, and frankly it's a bit creepy seeing random arms and legs and heads strewn all over the floor.

So I cheerfully greeted all the customers and apologized for the mess, smiling sweetly and saying, "Oh, don't mine me, I'm just dismantling some children."

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