Monday, February 6, 2012

S#!t my Boyfriend Says

We both value comedy and our senses of humour are a big draw for each of us. But we don't constantly bandy around obvious jokes. I'm the grand master of subtle comedy. Sometimes he gets a good one in, as well.

Today my boyfriend said...

(In the last few months I've found articles on scientists designing a robot that makes sandwiches and a robot that runs on human waste.)

Me: "WHY DO WE NEED THESE THINGS? THERE ARE OTHER PROBLEMS TO SORT OUT!"
Him: "Why not? That way you can have a sandwich-making robot that runs on the shit you make."

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