I'm aware that all kinds of weird plastic surgery procedures exist that seem totally superfluous or stupid to me. It's your money and your body, so do whatever the fuck you want with it--provided you accept that I am just as entitled to laugh at you as you are to get it in the first place. I even knew they did surgeries for tightening the saggy vagina that has grown to cavernous proportions from a few too many childbirths and/or penises. There are even good reasons to have it done--namely from countries in which a woman's worth, and sometimes her life, depend on being able to prove or give the appearance of virginity upon marriage. Or for women who have sex with men who just can't get enough of that pre-pubescent poontang.
But I wasn't aware that cosmetic hoo-haa surgery existed or that anybody thought they needed it to begin with. I didn't know there was a vagina beauty standard so deeply-ingrained it made women nervous about one of the two physical features that men DON'T usually have aesthetic opinions on. (The other being breasts.) It's called labiaplasty and involves making the labia symmetrical and I guess prettier, even though it's something even I can't find a single fuck to be self-conscious of. (And that's saying a lot.) But it exists and is apparently popular and commonly accepted enough that it can be advertised on a radio station. It wasn't even a satellite radio station. Just a regular ol' Joe Schmoe station. Advertising cosmetic pussy surgery.
Is there ANY part of the female anatomy not subject to ruthless scrutiny??
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