This is fucking hilarious. And something about which I believe both of us are entitled to brag. Also I intend to bring this up for the rest of his natural life--just like bringing up that he once wore pleather pants in public.
Boyfriend: "I ripped my pants last night."
Me: "How'd you manage that?"
Boyfriend: "I got a hard-on in my sleep and it ripped them."
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