Know what should be illegal?
DUCKFACE.
FUCKING DUCKFACE.
It is EVERYWHERE. You cannot escape the girls and their fuck-ugly facially-contorted duckfaces. It's horrible, stupid. It looks dumb. It looks ugly. STOP MAKING THAT FACE!!
I found my fourteen-year-old cousin's Facebook page. Know what her default picture was? MOTHERFUCKING DUCKFACE. NO DEAR GOD NO NOT ANOTHER CHILD NO PLEASE DEAR GOD SHE'S TOO YOUNG NO NOT ANOTHER DUCKFACE VICTIM!!!
Too late....
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